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Mancunians vs Scousers - Ed's journal
Mancunians vs Scousers
OK, well, I did some Scouser jokes. Never let it be said that I'm unfair in my joke selection...

Q: What do you say to a manc with a good looking bird on his arm?
A: Nice tattoo.

Q) What is the difference between a hedgehog and a busload of mancs?
A) On a hedgehog all the pricks are on the outside !!

Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well, they had photos of man united players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

Q: What do you call a manc with lots of girlfriends?
A: A Shepherd

Q: What's the difference between a manc and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Q: How do you kill a manc when he's drinking?
A: Slam the toilet seat on his head!

Q: Why do mancs have Moustaches?
A: So they can look like their Mothers.

Q: What do mancs use as birth control?
A: Their personalities.

Q: Whats black and brown and looks good on a manc?
A: A Rottweiler.

Q: What do you call a manc with no arms and legs?
A: Trustworthy.

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead manc?
A: Skid marks in front of the dog.

Q. Why do mancs whistle whilst sitting on the toilet?
A. So they know which end to wipe!

Q: What do you get when you offer a manc a penny for his thoughts?
A: Change!

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albumlady From: albumlady Date: June 3rd, 2004 03:08 pm (UTC) (Link)
Feeling very ignorant at the moment, but what are the two said groups?? (I know... another dumb american question!) :)
sobrique From: sobrique Date: June 3rd, 2004 03:15 pm (UTC) (Link)
Any subset you prefer :)

Mancunians are from Manchester.
Scousers from Liverpool.
crashbarrier From: crashbarrier Date: June 3rd, 2004 04:05 pm (UTC) (Link)
And due to hideous football(soccer) rivalry between the two cities "hate" each other with a vengence.

it is suggested that if you are visting either of the two cities. In liverpool do not wear anything with Manchester United or Manchester City and in Manchester do not wear anything with Liverpool or Everton on it.

The your very less likely to get acosted by psychopathic fanatic football morons in either city. (this is excluding the number of football fans who are intelligent, and not likely to take almost tribal offence of the incursion of what they see as a rival football fan of the hated "enemy")
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