Good eh? And yes, this was in a nightclub in Leicester, no I didn't wander around Leicester dressed like that, and in retrospect barefoot in a nightclub got me some really dirty feet, and I'm kinda lucky that there wasn't any broken glass.
youwerelucky the cleaners were particularly expert at removing the carpet of mashed glasss and sicky drink that i was reliably informed was plastered all over the dance floor the night before:).