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I hate memes


OK, so I do like the odd personality test ones. And ones that insult you are just ... much more fun.

The thing that I think's particularly interesting, is most of these have shifted a very great deal since the one I did whilst a little after leaving university. Gone from INFP to ENTJ. Which... well, yeah. Shift on 3 of the 4 'personality axis' from the Myers-Briggs thingy.


Your Score: Dictator- ENTJ


53% Extraversion, 80% Intuition, 73% Thinking, 60% Judging




Have you no soul? It's clear you have no heart and that your blood runs cold, but really, do you have even one redeeming factor?



Sure. You're a natural born leader. So was Hitler. You just don't like people, do you?



You don't play games. You take charge. And there's very little room for mistakes in your world. You're forceful, intimidating and overbearing.



Heard of the word "patience?" Trust me, it's a word and it's something you're sorely lacking. Believe it or not, you're not always right. Learn to have some patience for those who think differently from you, knobflap.



From the way people's knees knock when they see you, you should have realised by now that you're not exactly a "people-person." You're more of a "people-eater." You just ain't tuned into people's feelings and probably couldn't care less whether you were anyway. Maybe you're not from this planet but the rest of us are.



Sure, you're intelligent. So what? You have some semblance of power. Big deal.



At least people LIKE the rest of us.

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If you want to learn more about your personality type in a slightly less negative way, check out this.

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The other personality types are as follows...


Loner - Introverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving

Pushover - Introverted Sensing Feeling Judging

Criminal - Introverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving

Borefest - Introverted Sensing Thinking Judging

Almost Perfect - Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving

Freak - Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging

Loser - Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving

Crackpot - Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging


Clown - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving

Sap - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Judging

Commander - Extraverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving

Do Gooder - Extraverted Sensing Thinking Judging

Scumbag - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving

Busybody - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging

Prick - Extraverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving





Link: The Brutally Honest Personality Test written by UltimateMaster on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test

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cbr_paul From: cbr_paul Date: November 6th, 2007 10:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
Ah shit, we I had to do this same kind of profiling in work. It turns out that the middle two letters, in your case "NT", are very gender biased; men tend to score a lot more "intuitive/thinking" than "sensing/feeling".

I scored as "INTJ" in work's test by the way: "Crackpot" in this test!
"Paris Hilton hates Nicole Richie. Lex Luther hates Superman. Garfield hates Mondays.
But none these even rates against the insurmountable hate, people have for you."

Bit harsh...!
forest_rose From: forest_rose Date: November 6th, 2007 10:48 pm (UTC) (Link)
I can believe that you've changed since uni - certainly in terms of extroversion, you seem a lot more outgoing now, although I don't claim to know you well.

I always come out as INFP on such things, and always have. Reckon I'm too old to change now :-)
mister_jack From: mister_jack Date: November 6th, 2007 11:13 pm (UTC) (Link)
Tee Hee! It said 'knobflap'!
mister_jack From: mister_jack Date: November 6th, 2007 11:18 pm (UTC) (Link)


Your Score: Prick- ENTP


73% Extraversion, 93% Intuition, 53% Thinking, 33% Judging




People love to hate you, because you love to argue. The strange thing is you probably took that as a compliment. Why, I bet you've already got a witty comeback all lined up ready to throw right back at me.



What you don't realise is that your inane obsession with debating pisses everyone off. Whatever happened to us all trying to get alone? I mean, you're so annoying people disagree with you for the damn sake of it! NOBODY cares about your abundant opinions. Trust me.



Believe it or not, but there's more to life than your expansive knowledge and sharp repertoire. When was the last time you showered? Brushed your teeth?



While you're up in Nevernever land, getting excited over future possibilities and your crazy theories, WE have to put up with your awful stench. I can smell you from here.



Your personality is ideal for that of a future lawyer and because everyone already hates you, you have nothing to lose.

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If you want to learn more about your personality type in a slightly less negative way, check out this.

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The other personality types are as follows...


Loner - Introverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving

Pushover - Introverted Sensing Feeling Judging

Criminal - Introverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving

Borefest - Introverted Sensing Thinking Judging

Almost Perfect - Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving

Freak - Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging

Loser - Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving

Crackpot - Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging


Clown - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving

Sap - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Judging

Commander - Extraverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving

Do Gooder - Extraverted Sensing Thinking Judging

Scumbag - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving

Busybody - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging


Dictator - Extraverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging





Link: The Brutally Honest Personality Test
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