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sobrique
Your new Emperor
Whilst having a discussion in the pub, the subject arose of the origins of the human race.
It seems we're all descended from a common ancestor.
This is important news.

You see, it means I am a direct descendant of the first ruler of the world. Now there's been many many generations of usurpers, but I feel it is now time for me to claim my rightful throne.

Emperor Ed.

Or maybe King.

I'm a little undecided on that bit. What do you think? Monarch or Emperor?
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From: erisreg Date: June 3rd, 2005 06:06 pm (UTC) (Link)

Monarch or Emperor?

Keeper?,..0.0
From: feanelwa Date: June 3rd, 2005 06:26 pm (UTC) (Link)
Emperor. Alliteration always helps PR.
xarrion From: xarrion Date: June 3rd, 2005 08:41 pm (UTC) (Link)
As the rightful heir of the world, I hold you directly responsible for the shithole it currently is.

Fix it.
Now.
xarrion From: xarrion Date: June 3rd, 2005 08:42 pm (UTC) (Link)
Or Else.

(or me and a few billion other heirs may have 'words') ;)
xarrion From: xarrion Date: June 3rd, 2005 08:42 pm (UTC) (Link)
ps. Does this mean you've won?
ehrine From: ehrine Date: June 3rd, 2005 10:43 pm (UTC) (Link)
Crap. I just lost....
sobrique From: sobrique Date: June 4th, 2005 12:07 am (UTC) (Link)
See this?
No, clearly not, because you're there, and I'm here.

This is mr. stabby.

Mr. stabby says "stabby stabby stabby"
jambon_gris From: jambon_gris Date: June 4th, 2005 08:59 am (UTC) (Link)
Yes Sobrique you failing in taking controll and alowing that bush cretin too much leeway. So I must as direct decendant of the One true despot take controll now.
Bow beforme puny mortals mwaa haa haa!
absintheskiss From: absintheskiss Date: June 3rd, 2005 11:45 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hail Caesar?
mcnazgul From: mcnazgul Date: June 4th, 2005 10:36 am (UTC) (Link)
You want to be known as King Edward?

Quite.

velvet_nothing From: velvet_nothing Date: June 4th, 2005 01:19 pm (UTC) (Link)
You should just try being a Count, really. That way you get to ponce around being pretentious without all the responsibility of being a King or such. But I guess you're not the type for being pretentious and poncing. Ah well. I intend to be Countess Mischa one day. Countess Mischa of Kittenland... bwahahaaa! Not very menacing, is it? But I imagine it would involve wearing lots of floor-length (fake) fur coats and strutting around, maybe on a beautiful pure-black horse. Hmmm.
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