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What the hell?
OK, so who the hell let a rhino into the server room.
I mean, the kittens were bad enough, chewing on the network cables, but the rhino is just making a mess of the place. I mean leaving aside the piles of poo, he can't even type! I swear, this company is just going down hill.

I mean, recruitment standards were starting to slip when they started hiring parakeets, but at least they can, ya'know, peck the keyboards.

I'm also a little curious, because I'd swear he was too big to fit between the racks.

Oh and now he's got an LTO tape impaled on his horn.
'scuse me, I'm going to have to go get that back. Not too much a problem, because my collegue can lasso him with his sheesha.
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crashbarrier From: crashbarrier Date: January 27th, 2005 12:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
well you know how it is.. pay peanuts get monkeys.. so pay kibble get household pets and random zoo animals
sobrique From: sobrique Date: January 27th, 2005 01:41 pm (UTC) (Link)
Ah, but it is not monkeys that are the problem. Our simian brethren are often most eloquent and capable, albeit with a penchant for fruit.

But when one finds that the office has been overrun with grains of sand, the problems become somewhat insurmountable.
girl_working From: girl_working Date: January 27th, 2005 01:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
*looks at her chinchilla room* How about hay, sand & little hard poops?
jambon_gris From: jambon_gris Date: January 27th, 2005 04:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
Im affraid that the large number of highly skilled animals that are both live and dead at the same time are the result of a german physisist not undertsanding the word gadaken ie from the arm chair, did not mean the Schrodinger sat in a comfey chair whilst telling his research assistants to put a cat into a box.
So the silly bugger puts a zoo into a box with a radio active isotope and poison, any way the RSPCA were going to have chat with him when the quantum superposition of a live and dead tiger ate him after tunneling out of its box.
Since then this branch of science has been discredited and the animals many of which had obtained part time degrees on the staff develoment program were left to fend for them selfs, except the cats which promptly found old ladies to feed them chicken harts and cream.
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